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Real joke(真人真事的笑话)

This story is a about a guy who goes to a police station to make a report and here is the starting of the story

Man: " Hi sir, I would like to complain about one of your police officer, who have assaulted me at the cafe."

Sergeant: " Can I have your name pls?"

Man: "Batman"


Sergeant: "Batman?"

Man: "Yes, Batman."

Sergeant: "You trying to be funny is it?"

Man: "No."

Sergeant: "Than what is your father's name?"

Man: "Suparman"

Sergeant: "Hey,you trying to be funny is it?"

Man: "No."

Sergeant: "You are telling me that you are BATMAN, the son of SUPERMAN

Man: "Yes"

Sergeant: "You really too much you know, I can charge you for this offence for lying your name to an officer. Show me your IC."

Now take a look at the attachment than you laugh. .



中文

这故事是来自新加坡警察局


男人∶警察先生我要报案，我要投诉你们有一位警员在网吧殴打我。

警察∶你叫什么名字？

男人∶BATMAN（蝙蝠侠）。

警察∶什么！蝙蝠侠？

男人∶是的，我是蝙蝠侠。

警察∶你不要跟我开玩笑。

男人∶我没有。

警察∶那你爸爸叫什么名字？

男人∶Suparman（超人)

警察∶你又跟我开玩笑。

男人∶我没有。

警察∶你告诉我你叫BATMAN（蝙蝠侠）是Suparman(超人)的儿子。

男人∶没错。

警察∶你真的是太过分了，我现在要控告你欺骗警员和浪费警力，给我你的身份证。


请看下面，这男子拿出他的身份证